Lemme tell you, I had to really restrain myself here to not give this burger a rating of 1/5. Having ordered it at 7 Burger's stand at Pivo & Burger Fest, I watched with dismay as they put the cheese on top of the leaf of lettuce (instead of on the patty a minute before taking it off the grill, like God intended). Additionally, the ingredients looked like they were thrown together with no regard for structural integrity. When the burger was handed to me, the lettuce and the cheese had almost fully left the confines of the buns. Of course - just my luck - the pickle on top of the patty remained firmly entrenched.

Alas, the burger was actually on the edge of acceptable in terms of taste at the end of the day. Against all odds.