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Potapljač
We are not worthy.
Klasik Burger
Christians: 1, Atheists: 0
Burger
I would crawl over broken glass to lick the plate this burger was served on.
The Boss
Some may argue it would be preposterous to claim this is one of humanity's greatest achievements. I disagree.
Boss
Literally The Boss from Pop's Place with an apple slice. So, you know - fantastic.
Dry Aged Holy Cow Burger
If obtaining this burger necessitated taking a life, I would conduct human sacrifices on a scale not seen since the Aztec empire.
10th Anniversary California Smash
They can't keep getting away with this!
Hrustljavčkov Burger
Roast. Fucking. Piglet.
Beerger
Reality, meet expectations.
Eksotik Burger
How is this even possible?
Black Angus Burger
My biggest (burger-related) regret.
Flying Bacon Extra Burger
I'm kicking myself for not finding out about Flying Smoker sooner.
Classic Burger
90% of my orders at Dežela Okusov.
d'Ojaja
Seems like sensory overload on paper. But they somehow pull it off.
Dirty SanchezMk. II
Eggy delight.
Popeye
Best burger I've had in Kranj. Easily.
Slider Duo
Basically The Boss but with Cheddar instead of Stilton in slider instead of proper burger form.
N.Y.C. Double Smash
Better than any smash burger from any other joint. And it's not even Pop's best one.
Nashville Fried Chicken Sandwich
Flex.
Black Angus Roastbeef
The best steak sandwich I'm aware of. Also the best item on Lars & Sven's menu.
Philly Cheese
The best steak sandwich I'm aware of. Also the best item on Lars & Sven's menu... wait...
Roastbeef Steak
Steak sandwich to beat.
Prasica
Fascinatingly different.
Novozelandec
If you thought it was impossible to add a beef patty AND a steak to the same burger, think again.
Chicago
Huh. Amazing burgers exist outside Ljubljana's borders. Who knew?
Pulled Pork Burger
Find a better pulled pork sandwich. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker!
Lord
A leap of faith with no regrets.
Wild Onion Burger
Two words: onion overload. And I mean that in the best possible sense.
Kobe Beef Sliders
Quail eggs. Truffle Aioli. Kobe beef (allegedly). What's not to like?
Bacon Cheese Burger
Bacon AND cheese? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
Pop's Original Burger
A delightful change of pace.
Classic Burger
The benchmark.
Jake'n'Jay
The most flavorful burger on Hood's menu.
Chicken Sandwich
Hands down the best fried chicken sandwich out there.
Original California Classic
I'm not a big fan of pickles but whatever - it's still Pop's.
The Duke 2.0
Hands down my favorite beefless product Hood has ever made.
The Duke II
Basically the same as the The Duke 2.0 but with different cheese.
BBQ Bacon burger
Plagiarism!
Porchetta Burger
If there was ever an argument for central planning it's that the market does not organically offer enough pork belly sandwiches.
Burger Foie Gras
This is not a burger. This is a fucking experience.
Le Brie
The first burger I ever tried.
Burger Time
Redemption arc.
Burger Moment
Messy delight.
Pulled Beef
*Chef's kiss*
Hood Steak
Great steak sandwich due toi genuine improvement, best steak sandwich due to meta shift.
Maki Bacon Madness Burger
No cheese? No problem.
Lady Ga Ga
Almost feels like plagiarism.
De La Boca2024
Different. But good different. Again.
De La Boca2021
Different. But good different.
Classic Žanči Burger
Standard ingredients taken to a higher level.
Mejp'l Burger
Canada would be proud.
Holesterol
This artery clogging lookin' motherfucker lives up to its name.
Smash
Deceptively simple.
Natrgana Govedina
At long last!
Natrgana Svinjina
Finally found Tiskarna's true calling: non-burgers.
Big Boi
Looks can be deceiving.
Cheez
Pretty much as good as it can possibly get with those specs.
Pulled Pork Burger
Redemption arc.
Black Angus Bacon Burger
A worthy flagship.
Blackadder Burger
As good as the latter seasons of the TV show by the same name.
Popeye "Spinach" Burger
Why in the everliving fuck is this not on the regular menu?
Golf BurgerMk. I
I had this burger delivered on a chilly autumn day. It arrived cold. And it was still one of the best burgers I tried in 2021.
Stejkov Sendvič
Cheesy decadence.
Mangoop Burger
Rock solid.
d'Slaninc
This isn't even d'Burger's final form.
Francoski
A sensible recipe and good ingredients. Also the bun looks cool.
Burger
Nice burger if you can get it.
Easy Cheesy Burger
Softest. Buns. Ever.
Pork-a-Madona Pulled Burger
Hate the pun. Love the product.
Carolina Chopped Pork
Exquisitely prepared pulled pork beauty.
Big Hood
Jake'n'Jay on steroids.
Balbo2022
An inexplicably silent yet fantastic revision.
Louis Lunch2023
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Brgr
The prettiest burger.
Pandolin
If you're tired of conventional burgers, try this. It's an interesting departure.
The Principal
True to its name, many of Zbornica's competitors could stand to learn a thing or two from this excellent burger.
Maister BurgerMk. II
Approved again.
Gourmet Burger
Beetroot, anyone?
Black Angus Premium Burger
A delectable misnomer.
Chicken Grill Burger
Excellent chicken sandwich with too many sauces.
The Duke 2
An exponential improvement.
Tweety
Very unique. Very delicious.
Smash Bacon
Provoking blasphemous thoughts.
MERCURY Figa
Flavor NUKE.
Krpan Bacon Burger
A pleasant surprise.
California Classic
Life lesson: superior ingredients on paper don't always translate to real life.
Smash Truffle
Zero subtlety. But they just about pull it off.
Smashed Truffle Čiz
The truffles were pretty good. I couldn't taste the rest of the burger.
Double Smashed Čiz
Basic doesn't have to mean bad.
Pulled Pork
Gratifying, though very rarely available.
Burger
Short-lived refreshing goodness.
Alora
Seems familiar...
Jezeršek 360° Burger
Refreshing subversion of expectations.
Tivoli Pohanček
Holy shit!
Bacon Burger
Not bad for a random find.
Maister BurgerMk. I
Approved.
Dallas
Good but unnecessary.
Dirty Mac
Incomplete.
Punkt
Overly dry patty saved by a perfectly fried egg.
Señor Burger
For the starved.
Oklahoma
Fucking onions, man.
d'Anger
A lovely twist to the sometimes uninspired steak sandwiches.
Obični
Fundamentals elevated.
Dry Aged Burger
Well considered.
The Godfather Burger
How much is too much?
Magnus Burger
Actually great conventional burger with BBQ sauce. Highly irregular.
The Kliffhanger2025
Much improved silent revision.
d'Šef
Cutbacks, cont'd.
Spicy Dark Vader Burger
Thicc.
Burger Casually
The search is over.
Kraljevi Krškopoljc
Phenomenal protein almost drowned out by the numerous ingredients.
Billy Bob Bacon
Bacon. Coleslaw. BBQ sauce. Cheddar. What's not to like?
MetroMk. II
Different but unexciting.
Rookie Burger
Simplicity is the hallmark of... something or other.
4UM BurgerMk. I
Sweet.
Crispy Chicken Burger
It doesn't get any simpler than this. Nor does it have to.
Burger Speedy
One runny yolk away from near perfection.
Big Boss Burger
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. But I have complaints about most of those parts.
Dule
Good... in a vacuum.
Pohanc
Weirdly not weird.
Bastardo
Excellent, though not for me.
Sven Burger
The promising crown jewel of Lars & Sven undone by the same thing that plagues most of their burgers.
Klasik Burger
Expectation exceeded.
Pierre
I like the cheese mix. But I guess I was expecting more.
Vič King Burger
I can't believe I'm giving a burger whose name is a double fucking pun a good review.
Utrganc BBQ
Fairly neutral pulled pork in the company of good ingredients.
Classic Burger
A solid burger overall but not quite up to snuff when it comes to ingredient quality.
Sick Burger
A peculiar name for a food product but OK.
Beef & Bacon Burger
An upsettingly good burger.
Smokey Burger
Ground pork sandwich that's actually good? A rare find indeed.
Classic CheeseMk. II
Spec bump.
Crazy Mushroom
Photos lie.
Chicken Burger
In Memoriam.
Pulled Pork
Overchopped.
Classic Burger
Generally fine.
Balbo2014
The most delicious copyright infringement available.
Holy Cow Burger
A fair attempt entirely overshadowed by the far superior flagship.
Chicken Crispy Burger
Decent enough chicken sandwich, troubled by labels.
d'Klasik
Inoffensive. But that's as high as my praise goes.
Fatboy Slim
Peanut butter? Huh.
JohnnyMk. II
Imba.
Italiano burger
On the fence about this one.
Open-Face Angus Burger
This hogwash does not belong on my list.
Tartuf Burger
Resisting the urge to deduct points for not even bothering to translate the name.
Flying Chicken Burger
Good enough.
Beef Burger
A relative disappointment.
Golf BurgerMk. II
Lost in the sauce.
CASH Smash
So close yet so far.
Lady Marmalade
True to its name, I'll give it that.
John Goat
Lukewarm thumbs up.
Fit Burger
Perfection marred by the The Scourge™.
Painkiller
Didn't relieve any pain. Didn't hurt me either. So positive overall, I guess.
Dirty SanchezMk. I
Best burger at Tiskarna. Which isn't saying much.
Prestiž
When the marketing people came up with "Buy one, get one free," this is not what they were talking about.
TiskarnaMk. II
Decent but not my cup of tea.
Zapohan'c
Not a fan of the flavor profile.
Kraški
Look at the name. Look at the specs. They really leaned into the theme here, didn't they?
The Pope
Decent tasting blasphemy.
Classic Burger
Less is more... somehow?
Bulldog Burger
Is a flagship that blends in with the other ships still a flagship?
Chilli Cheese Steak Sandwich
Not even jalapeño could ruin this for me.
Cosa Nostra Burger
Fuggedaboutit.
Ftrgan Zajc
In search of identity.
Philly Chilly
The tables turn.
Beast Style Burger
Better than it has any right to be.
Tesarjev Burger
Unrealized potential.
Pulled Beef Burger
Decent but hardly memorable.
Goveji Bejkn
Flavors unknown.
Beef cheddar bacon burger
Basics done (mostly) right.
Direktorski
A classic case of over-promising and under-delivering.
Silverton Burger
Swing and a miss.
Angus 60% in Wagyu 40%
I'm mad as hell.
Hood Chick Sandwich
Fucking pickles everywhere you look.
The Kliffhanger2021
A commendable attempt, flawed as it was.
Krušič Burger
So-so.
Lars Burger
Not a fan.
Bacon Burger
Naaah.
Fried Chicken Burger
The search continues.
Grilled Chicken Burger
Bean counter's wet dream.
Chicken Burger
Uninspired.
Bacon Burger
I sleep.
Original Burger
Edible.
Black Angus Burger
Boooring.
Royal
Promising if preparation improves.
Beef Burger
Boring boilerplate burger with one highly peculiar saving grace.
Burger s slovensko govedino
Another case of ordering a burger based on its picture. Another case of expectations being shattered in the face of reality.
Louis Lunch2012
The 1900s called. They want their burger back.
Premium Burger
Acceptable, though hardly 'premium'.
Gurman
Beef flavor successfully subdued.
Mind Blower
The burger certainly lives up to the second half of its name.
Razza Piemontese
It's like someone is licensing basically the same burger to all the mediocre joints out there.
4UM BurgerMk. II
Unwelcome downgrade.
Mr. Big
On the edge of adequate. The lower edge.
7 Burger
Made in a hurry.
Angus Burger
Painfully run of the mill.
Classic Burger
OK.
Rog Burger
I'm running out of ways to say 'average'.
HillBilly
Whatever.
Kraljevi Burger XXLMk. I
Your best isn't good enough.
Boss Burger
Does not live up to the name.
Angus
Nothing to write home about.
Kubus Burger
It feels like I've eaten this burger countless times. At other joints.
d'Pohanc
Nothing else matters if you fuck up the main ingredient.
Oklahoma
Low pH record holder.
Umami
A mishmash of incompatible stuff.
King Chick
Well cooked, poorly considered.
Cheeseburger
Punching way above its weight class.
Metropolitan
Fails to impress.
Čiz Klasik
Could trick a vegetarian.
Mac 'n' Cheese
There are some things best left separate.
Klasik Burger
Every love story has its dark days.
Burger z ištrijanom
I really hope no humans were harmed during the making of this burger...
Smokey BurgerMk. I
Whatever.
Horseburger
This one is for my old school homies out there.
Cheesy
Serviceable.
American Classic
Not great, not mediocre.
Tiskarna Fingerdog
Underwhelming.
COBAIN Cheese
Even bacon couldn't save it.
The Duke
A lack of commitment resulted in a weird chimera.
The Gotham Burger
In need of a hero it deserves.
TiskarnaMk. I
How do you fuck up with those specs?
Pohanček
A bit basic, innit?
Chicken Burger
One of those peculiar cases where the whole is somehow lesser then the sum of its parts.
Frks Burger
Meh.
Smokey Burger
Where's the beef?
Le Petit Burger
Were they going for the Veblen effect or something?
Rex Burger
A ripoff.
Crispy Cheeseburger
Tediously average at best.
Chicken Steak
When you look up the definition of 'bland' in a dictionary, it's just a picture of this sandwich.
Jack the Tartuf
This is, unequivocally, the most personally annoying name for a food product I have ever seen.
Petrusov Burger
BBQ sauce burger #487.
Classique CheeseMk. I
Easiest recommendation in my life.
Pulled Lamb
Stick to the roast piglet, fellas.
Smokey Burger
Behind the times.
Šefov Burger
Generic mess.
Professor Luigi Burger
Hey, that's-a pretty disappointing!
Beef Brisket
BBQ sauce: the great equalizer. Towards mediocrity.
McGreggor Burger
The fundamentals are not there.
Lucky Mustard Burger
It would be fine but the sauce ruins it for me.
Cube Burger
Skip.
Zlajnan Burger
Unimpressive.
Bilijarder
Yeah... No.
100% Beef Burger
Forgettable.
Angus Burger
Unremarkable.
Der Würstmeister
Objectionable.
Cheeseburger
All style, no substance.
Beef Burger
Unnecessary.
The Place
What is it with all the tomatoes?
Pišček
Lies! Lies and deceit!.
Majster Beef Burger
No offense but... stick to paninis.
Country Burger
Where does preference end and bias begin?
Texas Burger
Boo!
Shrimp Burger
Some things just don't belong in a bun.
Daddy Cheese
Probably the most deceptively described burger I ever ordered.
Daddy Classic
Déjà vu.
Tartuf Burger
I have no words.
The Cuban Sandwich
That's gonna be a thumbs down for me dawg.
Roastbeef Sandwich
Do you like tasting only one ingredient when eating burgers? If so, this is for you.
Hiša Pod Gradom
Incredibly substandard.
Logist Burger
Dryyy.
Burger by Chef Duje Pisac
I wonder who designed this burger?
Chicken Burger
A fuck-up with a twist.
Gastro Burger
Like a seagull in an oil spill.
Texas Burger
Baffling.
Taprav burger
Easy no.
Double Cheeseburger
This ain't it, chief.
Hood Kahuna Burger
I suppose it was only a matter of time.
Crispy chicken burger
"Thight".
Istrski Burger
Nope.
JAGGER Tartufi
Gig's rare complete flavor miss.
Republika Burger
Never trust the marketing material.
Metropolitan'cMk. I
What a mess.
JohnnyMk. I
Why?
BigBoy
Misspelled name portends its actual quality.
TopChef
Fail.
Klasični Burger
Poor.
Tretja Smena
Made me feel dead inside.
Cheeseburger
If you are minutes away from starving with no strength to make it to the next closest restaurant, I would still skip this.
Cankarjev Burger
Leave it to Romansa to fuck up a spec sheet this promising.
Trgana Svinjina
A criminal waste of pork.
Cheeseburger
What the fuck did I just eat?
Tartuf Burger
Don't waste your money.
Fat Billy
The ICC has prosecuted people for lesser atrocities.
Beef brie aspargus burger
"Aspargus".
Maxim Burger
There are abusive households out there less emotionally damiging than this burger.
Burger
The best part of that burger was the leaf of lettuce.
Chicken Burger
It takes innate talent and years of training to fuck up fried chicken this badly.
Burger Bacon
My body did not suffer but on my soul there lies a permanent scar.
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