This isn't a burger, first of all. It's not even a sandwich. It's slices of steak placed on a bed of slices of toast and arugula. So why is it on this list?

Because I fell victim to lies and deceit. And the best way I know how to expose my hoodwinkers is by including their malarkey of a "burger" on the list and trashing them in the review. You know, like normal people do.

First of all, this dish is listed under burgers. Poppycock! This is the farthest thing from it on this list. Second, the ingredients listed on the menu include a wholegrain bun. Horsefeathers! Slices of toast and buns are obviously not the same thing.

Anyway, let's move on. I've run out of colorful ways to say "nonsense".

It was a decent dish, but as far as steak sandwiches go, there are better options available. Consider Hood Burger's Chilli Cheese Steak Sandwich or Lars & Sven's Philly Cheese instead.