Horseburger
Hot Horse
Specs
  • bread bun
  • horse patty
  • Tabasco sauce
    (optional)
  • mustard
    (optional)
  • ajvar
    (optional)
  • ketchup
    (optional)
  • mayo
    (optional)
  • Nacho cheese
    (optional)
  • chili peppers
    (optional)
  • onions
    (optional)
  • lettuce
    (optional)
  • tomatoes
    (optional)
Review
This one is for my old school homies out there.

Arguably considered the pinnacle of burgers during my childhood.

I won't lie to you: it's not for those of you looking for an amazing experience. Unless you have your glasses on with nostalgia lenses installed, you're not gonna be blown away by the taste.

But that's not what the purpose of this sandwich is. You can tell just by looking at it: thin patty, giant buns, flooded with sauces and garnished with a sizeable amount of veggies of your choice. It's designed to make you extremely not hungry. A job at which it excels.

Somewhat recommended if you know what you're getting into.

Last tested:
Delivery|February 2023

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