You know what, fuck it, this is (arguably) a review site, lemme break it down. Even though I don't really want to.

The meat is good, not great. The goat cheese is almost tasteless. And I know there's a lot of it there, I fucking saw it! There was almost more rucola here than the meat. Unacceptable. And to top it all off, the tomato & chilly jam ruins what may otherwise be a passable burger.

What is this? Are you playing some sick, twisted game with me? DAMMIT! I WANT ANSWERS!