I'll keep it a buck fifty: I'm grading on a bit of a curve here. THere's nothing wrong with this sandwich, per se. All the ingredients are on point.

But come on. This is Kavarna Tiskarna we're talking about. If I wanted mediocrity I'd visit a different joint. They can do better and they know it.

And before you start objecting by saying something like "but it's clearly meant for kids," allow me to gently direct your attention to Tiskarna Fingerdog. It's basically the same thing but better.

I'm not really sure why this is even on the menu.