Chicken Steak
Lars & Sven
Specs
  • hoagie bread roll
  • free range chicken breast
  • house greek yogurt sauce
  • Mozzarella cheese
  • lettuce
  • tomato slices
Extras: French fries (during select hours)
Review
When you look up the definition of 'bland' in a dictionary, it's just a picture of this sandwich.

I should have seen it coming, honestly. The greek yogurt sauce and Mozzarella should have been ample warning signs. But I expected the chicken and its seasoning to pick up the slack.

It didn't.

More or less all I could taste the entire time as I was eating it was the yogurt sauce. It wasn't bad. But it was also not what I came to eat. If I just wanted greek yogurt, I'd go fucking get one.

Last test: On Location | September 2020

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