From placing the order to receiving the burger, about 45 seconds elapsed. I didn't even need to taste it to know I would hate it.

I imagine the patty must have sat on the side of the grill for a long time. It was warm enough but any juice it might have contained in its prime had long since vanished.

Worse yet, the buns were huge. I would guess at least 30% larger than the patty. Why would you do this?

Lastly - and I never could have imagined myself ever typing these words - there were too many strips of bacon in that burger.

Madness.