As you can clearly see, the picture shows a grilled piece of lean chicken meat. The description even specifies a "chicken fillet from the grill". Well, I received fried chicken.

Now, you, a surely rational person, would surely attribute this to a simple mistake. They just prepared the wrong burger or simply swapped the orders by accident.

Except here's the thing, smartass: they do not sell ans fried chicken sandwiches. So how in the everliving fuck could this possibly happen?

The answer is of course simple. They somehow figured out who I was and decided to fuck with me.

That's just fine. Two can play that game.

Anyway, as I plot my revenge, perhaps a few words on this dish?

The chicken was actually pretty good. Unfortunately, everything around it was ill-considered. Caramelized onions and tomato chutney is a weird combo with grilled chicken, much less fried. I did not care for it at all.