Welcome to my Double Cheese review liveblog. Let's get right to it.

[19:25:17] First bite. OK I guess. 'Bit boring, really. Very middle of the road.

[19:25:33] WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just looked more closely at the picture on Wolt and it confirmed a most unpleasant surprise - a pickle! And it's not in their spec sheet, either. They lied to me. LIED!

[19:25:34] And it's the worst kind of pickle, too. Off the shelf grocery store shit.

[19:25:48] Having promptly de-pickled the burger, we're safely and firmly back on the road to mediocrity.

[19:26:41] I took a bite or two on the side without much cheese/sauce and I'm realizing this meat is really bland. Also chewy.

[19:27:25] The onions were sauted very poorly - they're almost burnt in some places and raw in others. I don't mind either but you have to pick one or the other.

[19:27:27] Seriously, how do you fuck up an onion this badly?

[19:27:35] Fuck this.