You know that saying, 'Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you'll land among the stars?' Always sounded to me like a hastily repackaged propaganda line from someone who fucked up the Moon landing. Which is an apt metaphor for this burger.

Don't get me wrong. It's still decent. But the flaws abound.

To start with, that photo is simply a lie. There was nowhere near that amount of meat in the burger I received. The buns easily enveloped both patties with ample room to spare. Still good, just disappointing.

Something something something sauce too much, too strong. All well-trodden ground.

And of course, last but not least, the pickle. Better than average? Yes. Still unwelcome in my burger? Also yes.