When I ordered this burger the time was around 23:30. There were three places open on Wolt. I picked one at random and ordered a burger. I'm giving you all this auxiliary information because I want you to understand just how low my expectations for this burger were. And how impressed I was when the joint still managed to undercut them.

Before we even get to the review: they translated "bombeta" (Slovenian for bun) into "bombetta"(!). For those not in the know, a bombetta is the type of hat Charlie Chaplin used to wear. Now, I could go for the easy dunk and just say "... which is exactly how this burger tastes, AMIRITE FELLAS?". But I will resist the urge because I want you to truly understand how bad this burger is.

The best I can say about this burger is that the bun was not stale and the veggies seemed relatively fresh. Basically everything else about it was bad. It's a kind of burger I'd expect from McDonald's or something. But it's actually worse than that in a way because at least at Mickey D's you'd get a sauce that is specifically engineered to be as uncontroversial as possible and serves as a masking agent so that you don't realize you're not eating real food. Halo Podnevi & Ponoči offers no such luxury.