This is a direct competitor to Hood Burger's Le Brie. Does it succeed as such? No.

The only genuine praise I can give is that it at least doesn't fall into a common trap (compared to its score peers) of making the onion marmalade overly sweet. But that's about it. The sauce was decent, Brie was OK. Meat was mediocre. A bit bland overall.

It most certainly does not live up to its name in the slightest. Or at least I've never been one to describe french kisses as boring. But maybe that's just me.