Specs
  • brioche bun
  • smashed beef patty
    (2x)
  • ketchup
  • mayo
  • Cheddar cheese
  • pickles
Review
Deceptively simple.

The spec sheet here is as simple as it gets (especially if you remove the pickles). And it tastes exactly as you would expect the platonic ideal of a basic smash burger to taste: just bread, beef, cheese, and sauce (assuming you removed the pickles like I told you to).

But I said "deceptively simple" in the lede for a reason. They make it look simple. However, the ingredients chosen are obviously of a very decent quality. Not only that, they're prepared properly. I honestly can't name any other joint that achieves the Maillard reaction this well on their patties.

It's honestly so good that even pickles barely affect my enjoyment.

Last tested:
Joint|March 2025

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