Go look at my review of Smokey Burger from Lars & Sven. This bad boy is exactly the opposite.

It has half the ingredients and twice the flavor. The patty is fucking great. The barbecue sauce is just the way I like it. Pancetta (instead of bacon) gives it an extra kick. And even the pickle, the menace that plagues many a sandwich (this is not really a burger, #neverforget) actually complements the taste here. If you don't like beef for some reason try this. But also never talk to me again.