Human memory of how something tasted is, as we know, unfortunately extremely fickle and unreliable. It would be impossible for me to tell which Duke was better - the 3rd (The Duke 2.0) or the 4th (this one). The only ingredient that changed was the cheese. Now, yes, I could go to the grocery store and buy both types of cheeses to test. But unfortunately, that's not how this works.

So fuck it. I'm making a purely emotional call here and will be ranking the 3rd version higher. This is because there was no ongoing global pandemic during 2019 and I was able to, you know, actually eat it at the Hood's table.